Makes sense sneezles. I haven't tried the Pilsner since the 2 week (in bottles) point. It is now close to 4 weeks and the head may have improved.
I'll just have to deal with the IPA. Probably won't brew it again, mainly because I like other styles better.
Never hears of the Flars' dots, loopie. I'll look into those.
Thanks for the help fellows.