Here’s me…
1-2 weeks before brew day:
Choose a style, do some research, consult notes, try commercial versions, read articles/books, etc
1 week out: finalize recipe, check inventory, put together shopping list
1-2 days: Drive to NB for whatever I don’t have on hand. Maybe do a starter (sometimes, I just repitch or use w packets. Sine I shop at NB I get pretty fresh yeast). Buy distilled water.
Day of: Nobody in the house (again, I need the wife to leave). Early as possible. Strike water in two pots on stove, grind grains, wash out mash cooler, weigh out Water additions (calculated in the previous week). Once water is a little above target, dump in cooler to preheat, then start slowly heating sparge water. Wait for water to settle to strike temp, mash in.
That gives me an hour to clean up and put away the grain mill, weigh sparge water salts, weigh and label hop additions, set up the turkey fryer in the garage, and pull the yeast from the fridge. Take the dogs out, then snack (I forget to eat sometimes. That sucks. Would you run a marathon or bike for five hours on no food?)
After the hour, check sparge water temp, vorlauf, and run off into my kettle. Add Fermcap (7.5 gallon turkey fryer, so boil off protection). Grab a bit of wort for a ceremonial Hot Scotchy (best part of the brewday- try one, if you never have). Sparge, then haul my full kettle down to the garage. Haul cooler with spent grain to the garage. Haul hop additions, yeast nutrient, whirlfloc, IC, etc. Light burner.
While kettle gets up to temp, dump grains, get into compost. Hose down cooler, put away. Set up lawn chair, phone with some tunes. Watch kettle like a hawk to avoid boilover. Once boil starts, my additions are all at 60 or after 15, so I have a lot of time. Maybe 1 beer during that time. At flameout, set up the IC, let it run.
While cooling, clean, sanitize fermentor, bucket, strainer, etc. Pour cooled wort through strainer to bucket, take gravity reading, then pour into sanitized fermentor. Seal up and put aside. Hose off kettle, IC, bucket, etc. Put everything away. Pitch yeast, then deep wash everything. Take nap.