DME - the oh-so-useful brewing companion…need to make a starter…need a little extra boost in fermentable sugar…need to mix up some bottling solution…make some pancakes…sweeten up a bowl of cereal…YUP! It does it all…and more!
BUT…and I say BUT
There is an evil side to DME…it has a nasty habit of getting everywhere…and once it finds it’s way everywhere it gets sticky on contact from the most minute amount of moisture, even from just the air. Counters, spoons, measuring cups, hands, floors, babies, pets, are all are potential victims of this scourge. It clumps up and coagulates when you are trying to add it to a steamy boiling pot…now I even measure out extra to compensate for the leftover klingons I can’t shake loose…
Why, why do I post these things? I’ll tell you why…this weekend, I was pushed over the edge…past the line of tolerance…I am a broken man…I’ll set the stage:
Saturday - being a good hubby I take care of all my honey-do’s…have a little bit of time before we have to leave to watch the game at a friends house…perfect, just enough time to make my starter…get the water going, measure out my DME and put in a tupperware to take outside when the water boils, I put it next to the back door, back to the kitchen to santize…I hear “oh, no” from the other room…yup…wifey lifted the top to the ottoman (how can you not see a big container of power sitting right there, but that’s another conversation)…DME EVERYWHERE! She offers to clean it up, next thing I know she comes running back with WET paper towels…I told her to stay away…I got this…turn the burner off…sweep/vacuum everything…burner on…re-measure more DME…finished the starter…then got flack that we’re running ‘late’ a full 1.5hrs before the game begins :roll:
I hate DME…but I love it…but I hate it… :evil: