“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading”

“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

“Yes I’m drunk. But tomorrow I shall be sober, and you will still be ugly.”

It was a woman who drove me to drink. I never thanked her.

Life begins at 60…1.060, that is.

You only have one liver…destroy it wisely.

Make the best beer possible with the least effort possible while having the most fun possible.

Come on guys…Relax, dont worry, and have a homebrew…

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’ ”
Jack Handy

The best beer is an open beer.

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” -Dave Barry

The two most awesome words in the English Language are “free” and “beer”. And when you put them together, magic happens.


A beer in the belly’s worth two in the fridge.

My personal fave:

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Its not a binge. Its a session.

“It’s easy to give up drinking. I’ve done it a thousand times.”
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I resemble that remark :cheers:

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I knew someone had it!

“We all put the yeast in,” Larry, Moe, and Curly.

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes”
Oscar Wilde