I disagree with Mr. Nate, this thread isn't moronic - it's educational. It's a HOW TO on HOW NOT TO market your product.
Step 1. Create a product using your own capital, blood, sweat and tears.
Step 2. Produce a painfully misguided, and unintentionally hilarious marketing video.
Step 3. Attempt damage control with equally misguided and hilarious posts on two of the top homebrew boards. Bonus points if they are identical!
Step 4. Sell a million units anyway, because if history has taught us anything it's that people love cheap low quality alternatives to expensive high quality products.
Step 5. Give it all back because your product cracks and spills a gallon of scalding water over some poor 18 year old kid.
Step 6. Destitute and broke, wander the land like Kwai Chang Caine armed with only your skill in brewing and a plastic bowl.
Step 7. Have RDWHAHB chiseled on your tombstone.
Keg 1: Kicked
Keg 2: Kicked
Carboy: Ed Worts Apfelwien
Carboy: Jamils IPA
Next Batch: Green Flash Clone, Denny's Rye IPA, Ginger Mead
Eventually: Jaggery IPA