Not sure yet if this counts as horrible parenting or not.
That is hilarious. What a dilemma you have. I feel guilty about having my 15 year old daughter helping me on bottling day so I know the feeling.
I have about three bottles a night, sometimes, but rarely, one more on weekends. I don't drink more since I've been home brewing again (January), but I sure am enjoying the process and the results are excellent, as good as or better than anything I can buy in the stores/bars.